I want to introduce you to Excuses Inc.. I have been doing business with them for quite some time. We have joint ventures concerning the fabrication of lies and excuses -all ventures that you, too, might be interested in pursuing.

Excuses Inc. is opening an office in your area. Mr. Deception, who is to be in charge of that location, is a good friend of ours, very personable, and extremely knowledgeable about our industry.

To give you a better idea of Excuses Inc.’s activities, I’m enclosing a recently prepared brochure.

When Mr. Deception contacts you, I’ll appreciate any cooperation you can give him. I do think you’ll find several common business interests to pursue.

Sincerely,